Kissing Bobby's
Really Important Friends
John F Kennedy
Lyndon B Johnson
A normal(?) Febuary,1961 day with one phone call that said to me: "This is John
Kennedy congratulating you on being voted Entertainer Of The Year at Teen Magazine,
again". He has a good sense of humor about himself so I say back: "Good thing for you
there is a law saying that a guy my age cannot be elected President". I hear him laugh
and someone else laugh in the background, then that person says "That kid is
dynamite"- Lyndon Johnson! Knowing there is a speaker phone there I say to the
President so they can both hear: "That buddy of yours, Johnson, is soo old that the last
time Jesus saw him, Jesus looked up to Heaven and said: 'Pops, that helper of yours
from Let There Be Light Day is here!". Much, much laughter.
Pope Pius XII
Short and Sweet
The Pope:
I am happy to see that you are
helping to bring more babies
into the world with your kissing.
Me:
Now it is your job to help them
to the next world.
The Pope:
Amen
Charles de Gaulle
Mr. France:
Will you please come to France
to kiss the french girls?
Me: Yes I will. ALL the french girls! First  
your wife! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! More Kiss
Kiss Kiss for your wife!
Mr. France:
Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh
Bobby Kennedy
Bobby Kennedy:
If my brother made you
Secretary of the Treasury,
what would you do?
Me:
Buy my girlfriends all-day
suckers. Millions of suckers
for millions of girls!
Pope John XXIII
AKA The Giggler"
Every time of the 200-300
calls
John(he asks me to call
him John) we talk about the
simple customs of life.
Shopping for food, walking,
talking with friends and
much more. Many things he
thinks we do here in America
is funny, so he giggles and
giggles and giggles. And
then I make fun of his
giggling so that he is happy
again. If he does not giggle I
giggle- he giggles! Much
happiness in teaching him
how we do things here and
how he lived as a child.
Pope Paul VI
As much worrying from Paul VI as
happiness from John XXIII. Paul
VI received much of the benefit of
political information I received
from the  other approximate 125
heads of states I spoke with.
Benefit but not exact information
because some was confidential. I
also separated the political BS
from the truths for
Paul VI to interact better with
other heads of states
Makarios
Archbishop of Cyprus
Real fun guy and obsessed
with sports. So I arranged
for a few free balls sent to
Cyprus. A few thousand.
That was the last I heard of
Makarios. I wonder why?!
Fidel Castro
After the serious talks,one
was the Cuban Missile
Crisis, Fidel talked for
long times about the
people of Cuba.
Che Guevara
Past fighting buddy of
Fidel talked to me of his
dreams of being a
doctor again like he was
before the Cuban
Revolution. And he
thought he taught me
about girls- but I was
way past him on that
already!
Raul Castro
Fidel's Brother
Asked me what
everybody else was
saying to me! I
appreciated him looking
after everybody else.
Ramon Castro
Oldest of the Castro Brothers
I met him in California
where he was a farmer. His
brothers let him back into
Cuba years later. This
Castro was too much of a
talker of making money to
be in Cuba at the start of the
Cuban revolution. His
brothers still loved him. Had
to love him- a real nice guy!
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